On the News: A Tale of Ice Cream

Okay, here is a story which must be told.

ACT 1

Once upon a time I was chatting with my friends Hannah and Lindsay (I hope you gals don't mind that I used your names on here). You may find it odd that I only chat with girls, but I assure you there is nothing strange about chatting with the only people one knows who actually do chat. I have no problem chatting with girls, but I just thought I'd make it clear that I do not chat exclusively with girls. Anyways, I was chatting with them and one of them used the infamous "LOL". Well, acting on impulse, I quickly responded with an "lolololololololololololololololol". After that, they both came to the decision that, since I was so weird and impulsive, I needed some sort of cure. The antidote that was decided upon was ice cream...Fine with me! I had no idea they were serious, though. A week or so later I find a letter in the mail from Lindsay.

"Hmm, that's odd." I though to myself.

As I openned it, I found a coupon to Baskin Robbins!

END ACT 1

ACT 2

So, I had planned this day for a long time. It was my turn to go grocery shopping with mom and, while we were out, I was going to finally get my ice cream! After a long day of boring shopping mom and I got back in the car and began our venture home. When we were almost home we realized...We forgot to get the ice cream!

END ACT 2

ACT 3

Well, a couple weeks later, it was time to go shopping again. Dad was gone and Geno was working, so Anth, Ezekiel, John, and I all went shopping with mom. We tried our best all day to remember that we needed to get ice cream after we finished shopping. Ezekiel and Anth opted to get a ice cream instead of a cookie, but John decided to stick with tradition and go with a nice Vegan Nut Coconut cookie...Because it is the biggest cookie there, not because he's a vegan 'cause he's not. Anyway, we finished shopping and, believe it or not, remembered to get ice cream. On our way to BR, we got lost and had to ask directions. It turned out, we basically passed it and had to turn around and go the other way. I told mom we needed to bring the GPS, but she wouldn't listen. So, anyway, as we finally pulled into the parking lot of BR. We noticed that there was an ABC News 4 car in the lot. So, myself, Anth, and Ezekiel went into the store to find that the ABC News 4 camera man was in there. As we ordered our ice cream he asked us if we would like to be on the news that night at 7:00...Duh! Who wouldn't want to be on the news?!

Here is the clip that we recorded that night at 7:00.

So, our story concludes with my tummy-tum-tum full of ice cream and the satisfaction of knowing people all over the lowcountry now know my face.

THE END

Yours Cheesey,

Dominic